Showing posts with label Stupid People. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Stupid People. Show all posts

Saturday, February 11, 2012

The obnoxious lady on my flight


Here is what I wrote on my flight on Thursday:
I have been absent from this blog for quite some time – I apologize.   Life has been busy, and amazingly I have not really had any crazy scenarios to truly bitch about – which are what typically spurns my posts.    Well that is until the flight that I’m on as I type this up.   Of course by the time I post this, I will no longer be on that flight as I’m on a plane without internet access – but that’s beside the point. J

As some of you may know I’m a frequent flyer.    I’m not high up there in frequent flyer status, but I hit between 25,000 and 35,000 miles every year mostly on US Airways, thereby obtaining silver status with US Airways.    Being a frequent traveler, I know a decent amount about traveling and have encountered many folks and many different situations.   Typically I just roll my eyes and laugh at them or something.   Well – that’s except for my redeye that Delta placed a man in the middle seat that needed two – but I digress.

On today’s flight, I was sitting in one row and two seats over from a woman in her mid-50’s (I’d guess).   This woman was listening to her music from the moment she was in her seat, which is totally fine with me.   What bugged me was that I could hear her music as clear as if I was the one with the ear buds in my ears.    Mind you, that’s also keeping in mind that the plane’s engines are roaring, and I could hear it that clearly OVER THE SOUNDS OF THE ENGINES!!!

I kept my mouth quiet about this, but it was interrupting my attempt to read and my sleep, and I knew I wasn’t the only one getting annoyed by this lady’s rudeness as there were at least 3 different people who kept looking back/over at her.   So after about an hour plus of listening to this I finally hit my point (mind you this is a five-plus hour flight) and politely tapped her on her shoulder to get her attention and politely asked if she could turn down the music.    She immediately questioned whether I could really hear the music and I politely responded that we all could hear the music and got nods from those other folks around me.   I thought we were good.

But then 10 seconds later when she starts to realize what just happened, she got up from her seat and turned around and stated that she was on 5 flights today and no one else had said anything.

At that point I thought about taking out my laptop and starting this post, yet I didn’t (yup …it gets better).    Here were some of my initial thoughts at that point:
-          5 flights in one day?  Seriously?    There is no place to go between that would require you to take 5 flights in one day.   I can’t even come up with a scenario where that would happen.   Say you were coming from some small island over by Australia or something:
o   You take a small flight from small island/city to closest major city
o   You take a flight from major city to next major city at the halfway point – that would be San Fran where this flight started)
o   Now you are on flight 3, not flight 6.
o   MAYBE, I can see how you added another stop in there, except I can’t think where that plane would have stopped at.
-          Once I finally got past the ridiculous 5 flights comment, I couldn’t get over the arrogance of this lady.   I’ve been on many flights, and very rarely can I hear someone else’s music.   Typically when I do, they turn it down because it’s too loud for their ears, other times it just lasts one song.   I’ve never heard anyone listen to something so loud that would require someone to say something.
-          When I do hear really loud music, it is usually coming from a teen or twenty-something, not an adult in their mid-50’s.    Don’t you know that you can blow out your ear drums just by listening to music at a moderate level – which was the level that I could hear it at when it was 5 feet away from my ears?

I eventually just let my mind subside and went back to reading (because as tired as I was before, this little situation woke me up).    Then she got up to go to the bathroom, and as she walked by me she snidely said “I hope you never have kids”.   

I thought about responding with a lie and just saying that I do have kids, but I raised them well and they are more polite than she will ever be.   But I held my tongue and just took my laptop out so I could get my frustrations out in this post.

You have a personal music player with your own ear buds.   That means that the music is for your ears and not for everyone around you – therefore you should play it at a reasonable volume.   And if someone says they can hear it and politely ask you to turn it down – and others agree – that doesn’t mean you should question that person.   It means you should politely say “I’m sorry; I didn’t realize I had it that loud”.    It surely doesn’t mean that you should doubt that person’s ability to raise children and be a good parent just because they don’t want to hear your crap music on a long evening flight that should be void of most noises outside the occasional screaming child and sound of the engines.   Even though I don’t like to hear the former on my flights, I expect to hear those noises.

Oh – and she kept her music down for about an hour, but I can hear it again, this time not as obnoxiously, so I’ll keep my mouth shut until she brings it back to full volume.    And if that happens, I won’t be so polite – and I’ll tell her if she is going to be stupid enough to fly 5 flights in one day, than she should just invest in the noise canceling earphones, because the sound barrier goes both ways on those.

Since I typed this on the flight, the lady did end up blasting her music for the last 45 minutes to an hour, all the way through when the wheels touched down.   Which means again, she ignored the announcement that all electronics should be turned off during the decent and the flight attendants let her get away with it.   I was quite annoyed, especially since there was no way they couldn't hear the music when they walked by, especially since more and more people were giving the lady dirty looks.   But I decided I just wanted to get home in a peaceful mood so I could easily fall asleep, so I ended up keeping my mouth shut.   Then when everyone was departing she was yelling across the plan like 5 rows back to her husband/partner/travel partner/whatever he was.  She was seriously the most obnoxious person I have ever been on a plane with - and I have been on a plane with some doozies! 

Feel free to comment on this story or share your own crazy flight stories in the comments section of the post.


Saturday, November 5, 2011

How did they get the MD license?

So as a meeting planner for a medical education company, I interact with a lot of doctors across many different specialties - Emergency Physicians, Cardiologists, Neurologists, Endocrinologists, Orthopedists, Plastic Surgeons, Ophthalmologists and on and on and on.  

Every year, I have at least one meeting that is for Chicago-area primary care physicians (Internists, General Practitioners, etc.).    IT SCARES ME!  

They aren't scary people or anything - it just scares me that these people practice medicine on the general public. You know how the few bad eggs spoils your view of a group?   Well unfortunately, this is more than a few "bad eggs", its more like a few "good eggs"...

Here is a small sampling of the situations encountered with these folks last weekend - and sadly, these really aren't the worst of the situations...

Situation #1:
Standing at On-site Registration, which is at one end of a line of 6 tables
Me: Are you preregistered?
Registrant: Yes
Me: Okay, its all alphabetical by last name starting with A at the other end
Registrant: (still standing in front of me) Okay, well I'm B
Me: (Silence)
Registrant: (still standing in front of me) Oh – I have to go to the other end

Situation #2
Last years meeting
This Asian lady comes up to registration and starts yelling at myself and a co-worker because it was apparently our fault that she couldn’t figure out how to get from the parking garage to the meeting, and therefore ended up being 15 minutes late, even though all 500 other people got there early/on-time without any issues.   She also couldn’t read the sign that said R-Z with a left arrow and On-site with a right arrow and went to On-site…

Fast forward 17 months
An Asian lady comes to the meeting 30 minutes late, registers on-site and goes into our overflow room (because the main room is PACKED).   5 minutes later the lady walks out and comes up to registration:
Asian Lady: Can I have a question card
*Question Cards are exactly that, cards that people right questions they have for the speaker on it, and after each presentation, we go around and collect them and bring them up to the moderator.   Much better than having people yell out their questions and trying to get over quick enough to give them a mic, and then have them hog the mic.   We also get to ignore the stupid questions this way - Don’t believe people when they say there is no such thing as a stupid question J
Registration Temp: (hands her a question card from the pile sitting right in front of Asian Lady)
Asian Lady: (with a SHIT-LOAD of attitude) I can only have one?!?!
Registration Temp: No, you can have as many as you want (picks up a handful and gives them to lady…by the way, did I mention the pile is RIGHT IN FRONT of the Asian Lady – so much so, its closer to her than my registration temp)
Asian Lady: (Storms off with attitude into the room)

20 seconds later
Asian Lady: (lots of attitude) Can I get printouts of the slides?
Registration Temp: These are downloadable from the web, a link was sent out prior to the meeting and will be sent out afterwards, plus we have internet access in the room
Asian Lady: (tons more attitude) Well I didn’t bring my laptop
Registration Temp: Im sorry about that, but there are notes pages inside the book, or if you wanted, you could go to the FedEx Office on the 2nd floor and print them out from there, but that will cost money
Asian Lady: (storms off into the room)

20 seconds later, walking out with pocketbook
Asian Lady: (LOTS AND LOTS of attitude) Where is the bathroom?
Registration Temp: (pointing to the corner behind our table to the left) The bathroom is in that corner right there.
Asian Lady: (again – shitload of attitude, but yelling now) WHAT CORNER?
Registration Temp: The corner right over here (pointing directly to the area)
Asian Lady: (Did I mention she has a huge attitude) Where?   Past the escalators or past the elevator? 
BTW – escalator is across form the elevator, if you pass one, you pass the other
Registration Temp: (Calm as calm could be) Here, Ill show you (and kindly walks the lady to the bathroom).

Thank G-d I was just a bystander and not the one dealing with this lady – because I would have knocked some sense into her – maybe even tried to get the stick, that is so far up her ass its stuck in her brain, out…

In case you didn’t figure it out – Asian Lady from last year is the same as Asian Lady from this year.

Situation #3
Attendee comes out an hour after the AM break ends
Attendee (wearing heavy winter coat): Is there no coffee out here?
Me: AM Break ended an hour ago
Attendee: But its cold in that room, Im wearing my winter coat
Me: I’m sorry, there is a Starbucks in the lobby if you want
Attendee (in annoying whiny voice): You don’t have any coffee out here?   Every meeting I go to has coffee throughout the day outside
Me: It’s a free meeting, so we stretch our budget as much as possible.   We only offer coffee during breakfast and break times
Attendee (yelling in annoying, whiny voice):  Last year you had coffee out the entire time
Me (clearly starting to get frustrated): Im sorry, but I ran the meeting last year as well, and I know I did not have coffee out the entire day
Attendee: Will you have coffee at lunch
Me: No, we will have water and soda
Attendee: Us doctors don’t drink soda, its not healthy and they are coming out with all these studies showing how bad it is
My Co-worker: There will also be iced tea
Attendee: Will it be hot tea
Co-worker: No, it will be ICED tea
Attendee: Well its really cold, you really need to have hot beverages around
Co-worker: There is a starbucks downstairs that you are more than welcome to go to

P.S. All the sodas were finished during lunch
P.P.S. You should know when you go to a hotel meeting, it is ALWAYS cold in the room – come prepared
P.P.P.S.   You didn’t pay a freaking penny for this meeting and you are getting 6.5 hours of CME credit, breakfast, lunch, two coffee breaks, free internet if you brought your computer and discounted parking in the city – STOP COMPLAINING!

Situation #4
Attendee walks out of overflow room to grab lunch.   There are two doors to this room – one which was closed since 7am, the other which was always open.
Attendee: Someone closed the door to the room that my stuff is in
Me: That door has been closed, but this door goes into the same room
Attendee: No, I went in that door, and now I can’t get back in
Me: This door and that door take you into the same room, so you can go in this door
Attendee: No that was a different room, and someone closed the door and I can’t get in now
Me: This door will take you into the same room, it is just a different door
Attendee: (getting frustrated at me) Someone closed the door on me, I need to get back in to the room
Me: This door will take you to the same room.
This went back and forth a few more times before the attendee just walked away from me with total annoyance and frustration.  

Situation #5
During this day long meeting, we break in the afternoon and split into 3 different workshops.   There are two timeframes for the workshops, so you can select 2 out of the 3.   It has been like this for 3 years, there is signage all around, it is promoted like this in the brochure and listed in the program book like this.   Fast forward to the break where we split.
Attendee: What are the workshops
Me: All workshops are listed on this sign and in your program book, additionally there is a sign in front of each room that says which workshop it is.
Attendee: I want to go to A and B
Me: Okay, well there are two time slots, so A is in Room 1 and B is in Room 2.
Attendee: But I want to go to both
Me: You can, we have two different workshop times, you just select one, go to that room now, and when it breaks you go into the other room
Attendee: So I can only go to one
Me: No, you select one, and then at the break, you go to the other
Attendee: So I have to split my time between the two
Me: Well there are two different times.   Each workshop will run twice – once in each time frame (pointing to signs with time frames)
Attendee: Okay, Ill just go to A (and walks away towards Room 1)

I'm afraid to ever see one of my doctors at a meeting like this.    If I do, no matter how great they are, I might have to switch doctors…

Friday, October 28, 2011

Really People??


Over the last few weeks, I have run into a handful of situations where I just want to turn to people and say REALLY?!?   None of these situations is enough to post about, but combined, it should be enough for your enjoyment!

-          On one of my recent flights, I went to the back to use the bathroom, and both bathrooms were in use, so I stood there to the side, so as not to be in the way of the people sitting in the back of the plane.    This Asian woman comes up, walks right past where Im standing, and tried to open one of the stalls.   Really?   You think Im squeezed into a tight standing spot in front of the bathroom just for the fun of it?   There obviously is someone in there dumbshit!

-          On one of my recent drives home, I was in the middle lane on Route 130 – a major, 3-lane, non-highway road in NJ, when I got over to the right lane a block and a half ahead of where I needed to turn.   There was PLENTY of space to get over – I was by no means cutting anyone off.   So the guy who was now behind me (by a good two car lengths) beeped at me for getting in front of him and threw up his hands at me.   After that, I wish I had a camera to watch the next 10 minutes of my drive being “stuck” in front of this guy.    Every little move I made, he made hand movements at me, clearly criticizing the way I was driving.    If you don’t like my driving, so be it, but you don’t need to put on a show for all to see…good thing I don’t have road rage…

-          I was driving on Street Road in Bensalem – another busy road – when someone cut me off – so this time I was on the opposite end of the drive above, except I was actually cut off.   I slammed on my breaks and beeped at the guy.   This guy also enjoyed using his hands and threw his hands up at me, so of course, being the sweet lady I am, threw my hands back up at him in a WTF kinda way.   Apparently the guy thought our hands wanted to have conversations, and I wasn’t gonna be the one to deny that pleasure for him (seeing as I don’t back down from those things), so for about 30-60 seconds we went back and forth throwing up our hands.   At one point I just started doing some crazy techno hand dance moves (I was just having fun with it – no fingers or anything)….It would have been an interesting sight for anyone driving next to us…

I know there are a bunch more stories to share, but Im exhausted and my mind isn’t functioning, so Ill just save them for another post (if I can remember them)